When you don’t have three friends and some reasonably good beer to keep you engaged, a board game–especially a virtual recreation of one–has to work a lot harder to hold your attention. Armello accomplishes this and then some, and while it could use some fine tuning, it remains one of the best virtual board game experiences available.
At first glance, Armello can feel like a tangle of things–dice and cards and boards and coins and stats–but the quick four-part prologue does a good job of making sense of these pieces. Your primary actions include moving a character around the board to complete quests and avoid hazards. There are eight playable characters, and each character has different strengths, weaknesses, and abilities in addition to items they can equip to skew their stats in a slightly different direction. They also each have great-looking combat animations. Ever wish Disney’s Robin Hood had 40% more bears punching each other senseless? Well, this game is for you!
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To win in Armello, you have to either kill the king or have the highest prestige when the monarch dies due to a disease called the rot. Every full day–one turn for day and one turn for night–the King’s health dwindles lower while his rot creeps higher, so no matter how things shake out, there are a finite number of turns that can be taken before the King will keel over on his own. It’s also possible to defeat the King in combat, either by gathering four spirit stones from quests or tiles, or gaining a higher rot level than him. If a would-be assassin fails, the victory will automatically be handed to the prestige leader. Unless you’re playing against clever friends, a prestige victory is almost always the easiest way to win. This can make the game feel unbalanced, especially when playing against AI opponents that frequently make ill-advised assassination attempts. That said, if you can resist the siren song of an easy victory or have other players wanting to spoil your plans, the varied win conditions provide enough variety to accommodate different play styles and keep things spicy through multiple sessions of playing with friends.
You also have a hand of cards–which are as well-animated as the characters themselves–that can be anything from equippable items and followers to spells and tricks that can be applied to yourself, other actors on the board, or specific tiles. Imagine if you could slam your Hearthstone deck down on a Clue board and swarm Professor Plum with Murlocs, and you have an accurate idea of just how neat this is in practice. Cards all have different costs to play, and crucially, they can be played regardless of whose turn it is. This allows for some tense moments and sharp twists in matches with other human players. On the other hand, when it comes to the A.I. opponents, the game tends to jump around a bit too fast to take full advantage of that ability unless you’re particularly quick on the draw.
What Armello suffers from most is a lack of customization options, something it could have stood to learn from more-traditional strategy games. There’s no way to define whether you want a quick or a long game, A.I. skill levels are static, and when you’re playing with friends, you’re bound to a move timer whether you like it or not. Graphics controls are also somewhat limited, which means that you won’t be able to turn off the haze of clouds in the sky, which would be dlightful if you didn’t have to look down through them when you zoom out to see the full board.
Armello picks and chooses a variety of elements from board, card, 4X, and role-playing games without demanding either a familiarity with or a fondness for any genre. It also leaves a lot of room to engage as deeply as you want with the game’s guts without feeling like you’re floundering if you don’t. Whether you’re bumbling your way to the top or playing all your cards right, Armello makes regicide ridiculously entertaining.