When he was 19, Chronicle writer Max Landis wrote a script for a Super Mario World movie. He has now published that script, which he freely admits “sucks” for a multitude of reasons.

It’s an epic, 436-page script featuring characters such as Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Daisy and many others that Landis describes as more of a “manifesto” than a movie. Its super-long length was one of the many problems with it. “There has never been a produced film in America with a length of 436 pages,” he said.

Other issues that Landis admits to involve poor tone and pacing, dialogue that is “just actually corny or bad,” and problems with coherency and action. “Looking back, there is nothing to elevate this above fan-fiction,” he said.

Despite a raft of reasons why he said his Super Mario World script is terrible (he imagines you won’t be able to finish it), Landis said he still sees some merit in it.

“In all honesty, I would love to play this script as an Uncharted-style new, grounded Mario Video-Game,” he said. “I’d love to see art of certain scenes. But I can’t imagine, literally cannot imagine that any of you who so ambitiously venture into this script will actually be able to finish it.”

You can read the entire, 436-page Super Mario World script on Landis’ website right now.

If you’re looking for a Super Mario movie, you’re stuck with 1993’s famously terrible Super Mario Bros., which recently deceased lead actor Bob Hoskins described as the worst movie he ever worked on.

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